I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
The struggles of a small town man whore
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
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