mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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