i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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