So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Randomize
