its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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