Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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