So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
