You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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