love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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