Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Found the puke drawer
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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