Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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