I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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