I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Randomize
