I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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