I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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