lets start a swedish sibling band together
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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