what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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