billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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