This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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