They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
The beer is more important than you right now.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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