ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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