The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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