It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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