going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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