I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
