Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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