Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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