Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
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