Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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