So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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