ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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