u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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