I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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