I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
He's on the porch naked. Help.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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