i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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