im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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