Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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