love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I think I am morally bankrupt
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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