U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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