He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Randomize
