thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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