hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Someone came in the potted fern
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
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