Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I can't turn off my feet"
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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