he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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