your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
