I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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