I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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