We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
