IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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