You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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