dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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