Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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