I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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