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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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